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Your Faery Godmother of Adultery πŸ§šπŸ»β€β™€οΈ

My Black Friday Week Sale Starts Today!πŸ§šπŸ»β€β™€οΈ

Published over 1 year agoΒ β€’Β 2 min read

I know it's here next week, but I really can't help it. I so much want to help you spread the love I would almost do anything to get you going! ❀️

Because I'm a spazz, I am going to irregularly email you deals and discounts this week on some of my more popular products and services!πŸ₯³

Why?

I love you!

The other reason is Ashley Madison see's an 8% increase in users in December and January, and I want my Darlings to be ready to practice safe sex on a stranger!❀️


New email template format

So, after several short years of using this as my email provider, last week I noticed that my text was riding up against the margines in desk top view like I was some amature freak. This week I thought, maybe I should address that and low and behold the have email templates I should have started using at the start.πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

Being neurodivergent is a gift in many ways. It is also a hinderence in others. One of those hinderences is not thinking you need something even as it stares you in the face. All good! I fixed it...πŸ¦ΉπŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

What really got me thinking was when I saw my UK based watercolour instructor's emails and I thought - why don't mine look like that? Well, because I haven't made them to look like that...🧐

More changes to follow, but this one looked like the easiest to use in the moment!πŸ€ͺ


First up! My Complete Ashley Madison User's Guide for 65% off!

I wrote this guide for men who want simple instructions and a no bullshit approach that works! Start at page one and work your way through it and you will begin meeting women much faster than if you:

  • send your pics and get blocked
  • ask for her pics and get ignored
  • say nothing but "Hi" @ $5 a shot

All the best in the coming week, and please ignore any spelling mistakes! You're girl didn't have time to run it through her checker because her day job is calling ❀️🏁


Thank you so much! I really do love everything you do for me! ❀️

Yours in Lust,

Teresa πŸ§šπŸ»β€β™€οΈ

PS. As always, let me know if you have comments, questions, or story ideas!


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Your Faery Godmother of Adultery πŸ§šπŸ»β€β™€οΈ

by Teresa J. Conway

Author of How to Cheat: Field Notes from an Adulteress and the Complete Ashley Madison User's Guide (both avaliable on Amazon). I write and blog about adultery, which can be like any other relationship. I also support men looking for partners on dating apps, by writing their profiles, advising on their pictures, and helping them with messaging!

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