Author of How to Cheat: Field Notes from an Adulteress and the Complete Ashley Madison User's Guide (both avaliable on Amazon). I write and blog about adultery, which can be like any other relationship. I also support men looking for partners on dating apps, by writing their profiles, advising on their pictures, and helping them with messaging!
Happy April!🧚🏻♀️
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Hello Darling, Happy Monday! Spring is here, but with a dusting of snow on the ground this morning, you wouldn't think so!❤️ My April Fools Day proflie fun! I'm a goof, so on Saturday, when I was about to send a client his new Ashley Madison profile, I had a little brainwave and wrote this first (he loved it)!
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On Apr 1, 2023, 09:46, Teresa Conway < teresa@theconwayagency.com> wrote:
Hi Jack, Here’s the first cut at your new profile. It’s a little edgy, but I think it will work! Let me know what you think ❤️ ++++++++++++ I’m a horny as fuck, fit & fun, well-educated professional business owner looking to eat as much pussy as I can. I’ve been so bored, I need the excitement of new and casual connections weekly to make up for lost time. I desperately crave anal and I’m open to pegging if you dare. I’m pretty descreet, but to be honest, my marriage is on life-support so I don’t really give a shit if I’m caught. I'm an active guy who loves ATM, oral, and BDSM - I’m a dom, but can sub too. Music, porn, and erotica are my go-to entertainments when I’m not haunting sex clubs. I am not much a of drinker, prefering club soda above anything else. I'm looking for a married or partnered slut between the ages of 35-60 who’s in the hunt for some good cock. Don't let the suit fool you, I'm all fire and passion under my stylish clothes. I’m an articulate gentleman looking to make a meaningful connection with your pussy. I’m wondering if it has been a while since someone has appreciated (or even noticed) your ass and sexy legs? Let me tend to those fires and desires that have been ignored - let's see if we can awaken your pussy and inflame your dormant desires, and bring a little perversion back into your world. If you're interested in getting to know my cock, let's start with messaging, a cup of coffee, or blowjob in a parking lot. I'll bring my wit, charm, imagination appropriate attentiveness you bring your mouth. Message me, and let's chat! +++++++++++++++++++ Good news from a client about my profiles!I’ll let him tell the story – On Apr 2, 2023, at 10:56 AM, [name removed] wrote: Hi Teresa. Today is the last day of my paid IE membership and the day I received my second ever unsolicited approach. This is what they wrote... Hahaha your profile made me laugh HS! Which is a marvelous thing on this terrible site...most people just go on about cycling and how many countries they've been to. And running marathons in the desert ffs. I'm probably a bit too old and a bit too tall for you but I do like a Bruce Willis lookylikey so thought I'd say hello. Also my grammar is impeccable and thought that might be reassuring for you amongst a gazillion fuckwits wanting you to spoil them no doubt. Your sterling work has netted me four dates (two have yet to happen), one steamy snog session and one bout of very enjoyable FWB sex. I really can't thank you enough - even though some Medium prude has decided that you are Gross and Yuk 🤣🤣🤣 I'm not sure who he was talking about, but she sounds like she could use a boyfriend! As for the profile? Well, someone liked it :-) Is your profile working for you? If you'd like me to tune up your profile, or make a new one, to up your game, lemme know! Here's a $10 discount because I love you!❤️
As always, thank you for everything you do!🫡 Teresa Your Faery Godmother of Adultery 🧚🏻♀️ And please let me know if you have questions or story ideas! I couldn't do this without you! |
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by Teresa J. Conway
Author of How to Cheat: Field Notes from an Adulteress and the Complete Ashley Madison User's Guide (both avaliable on Amazon). I write and blog about adultery, which can be like any other relationship. I also support men looking for partners on dating apps, by writing their profiles, advising on their pictures, and helping them with messaging!
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