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Hello Darling,

Your girl's going to Mexico next week for an all-inclusive!🇲🇽

I can't wait! I need to sit back🏖️, day drink🍷, bob in the ocean🐳, bake in the sun🐡, and complain about the heat because I'm Canadian.🍁

Client Work

I'm happy to report several more clients have successfully matched with ladies I helped them meet. While I don't advertise it, I offer a "get the ball rolling" convo pack to help the boys start the conversation. It's only available to the men who purchase my Tier 1 service. 🫡

Some men have difficulty getting the chat going and moving from the pen pal space to the between-her-legs space - so that's where I come in! I guide them to the finish line🏁

What I do and recommend you do

My rule of thumb is to move her to set up the first coffee meet within 48 hours of the chat going live. That does two things:

• It makes her think about meeting you in person. Experienced women will know if they want to meet you, and when they do meet you, they will know within about 60 seconds if they will get naked with you, but don't make her wait a month to ask.😵‍💫

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• It allows you to move to sexting - the next step in the conversation before you meet.🔥

Why sexting?

Well, asking her how she slept or about the weather day after day gets old - fast. If you want to get her interested, you need to get her wet so that when she does meet you, she will think in those first 60 secs - this is the man who made me so horny I had to masturbate in the washroom at work.🦹🏼‍♀️

Which is better than having her think, this is the guy who asked about the weather when the other guy was making me horny.🤡

But I thought you said don't talk about sex?

I did. At the beginning of the conversation. Before you say hello, she doesn't want to see your cock or hear about sex. She needs to know you're not a loser, and when she knows you aren't, things change.🥳

Men often don't know when to get her horny, though. One way is to ask her if hub is still doing his job, or just mailing it in. Another is talk about yourself - "I miss snuggling so much, I don't get that at home anymore, how about you?" That should get her talking about herself and what she's missing.🥰

Once she catches the ball, you can tell her about all the things you'd love doing to her to make up for what she's missing. After that first one, she will look forward to chatting with you because it will be more interactive - you writing words and her touching herself.🏴‍☠️

If all you ever do is chat about your sleeping habits and your busy day she'll think, the only thing this guy isn't giving me is his poop schedule.💩

And you'll lose her.😢

So what do you do?

Get to know her, ask to meet, warm her up, and then put your best foot forward.

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As always, thank you for everything you do!

Teresa

Your Faery Godmother of Adultery 🧚🏻‍♀️

And please let me know if you have questions or story ideas! I couldn't do this without you!

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